Maybe it’s their sincerity, or maybe it’s their unbridled passion for revamping someone’s life, but there’s just something about the Queer Eye Fab Five that makes them the perfect fodder for memes.Â
The latest asks people on Twitter to pitch their ideal version of the series. It’s called the “Queer Eye but” meme, and it gets weirdly specific.
The resulting tweets imagine different versions of the Queer Eye-verse, some of which have include large raccoons, a giant all-seeing eye, and a ska band.Â
They’re completely ridiculous, but we love them. Check out the ones you can’t miss:
Queer Eye but itâs five Native elders trying to convince a New Age hippie spiritualist that their practice is entirely fake
â Low Arctic â (@tulukaruq) August 3, 2018
Queer Eye, but its about a massive omnipotent eye that floats about the city, watching the people in silence, and is gay.
â rubot (@rubot) August 3, 2018
Queer Eye but it’s a panel of Black, Native American, East and South Asian, Latinx, Pacific Islander and Middle Eastern chefs trying to convince Gordon Ramsay that he can’t best them at their own culinary game.
â Michael W. Twitty (@KosherSoul) August 6, 2018
Queer Eye but it’s five guys who are a ska band
â Low Level Yankee Luminary (@bombsfall) August 6, 2018
queer eye but itâs me with five different cakes and iâm eating them all and no one else gets any
â FOOD 4 LIFE (@chrischromak) August 5, 2018
Queer Eye but itâs five daughters you have to get married off or face poverty and social ruin.
Oh, and the youngest is actively making everything as terrible as possible. -R
â Drunk Austen ð¹ð (@Drunk_Austen) August 5, 2018
Queer Eye but itâs Five Guysâ¢ï¸ giving burgers, fries, and milkshakes to me and my gay friends
â teakettler ðâï¸ (@alexjamesthix) August 6, 2018
Queer Eye, but it’s 5 raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to bust open your compost bin.
â polly, professional heckler (@pollybananarchy) August 5, 2018
QUEER EYE but they’re all British and female and go by nicknames and sing upbeat pop music during the 90s and it’s actually just the Spice Girls
â Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) August 4, 2018
Queer Eye but itâs five copy-editors trying in vain to get people to use the Oxford comma.
â Shannon Cunningham (@smariecunning) August 3, 2018
Queer eye but two of them are girls, one of them is a dog, and instead of makeovers they solve mysteries.
â Boogieman (@SimSim_124) July 30, 2018
Queer Eye but just Dolly Parton.
â Dr Emily Farris (@emayfarris) August 4, 2018
Queer Eye but itâs five people with cans of red spray paint adjusting instances of atrocious apostrophe usage.
Also, these grammarians are gay.
â Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) August 5, 2018
Queer Eye, but it’s three ghosts who visit a heartless miser on Christmas Eve
â Catherine (@Catnicheallai) August 3, 2018